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Don’t Forget
So…. this is not my typically MO being serious and all, but these last few days have got me all up in knots and I think I need to get it out there so I can move on to more of my funny shit. At 24, I’m...
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The Grocery Store War
Friends, I have a new hobby…Ive decided to start a new diet! So far its great but I compiled a quick Pro/Con list to share: PROS: 1. Less Pimples 2. More Energy 3. Fast Weight Loss CONS: 1. The toilet...
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Joba & Me…My College Experience With One of Life’s Worst Dog
Throwback Thursday… Blog Style!! I wrote this back in my college days/Pre -That Girl Ryan, about my beloved Joba. Just when I think my dog drives me nuts, I am reminded by this post just how bad he...
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Resume Rules
In honor of the recent college grads out there, I wanted to formally welcome you to the real world and let you in on some trade life secrets. IT SUCKS! you should of stayed in your college bubble and...
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She Got It From Her Mama
Happy Mother’s Day! If you haven’t gotten your mother anything by this point in time, its too late. Running to CVS to buy a last minute bath set is TOO obvious. You might as well make a card and write...
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Green with Envy, The Jafees
When I started blogging, I thought I was THE SHIT..Like super-star potential awesome…I hear this is a common symptom in the Generation Y age groups. But then I started reading other people’s blogs...
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Invisible Fences, Make Good Neighbors
Typically Life Situation for That Girl Ryan… When I signed those mortgage papers on my first home this year, I was ecstatic! Goodbye annoying apartment renters, goodbye lazy landlords and HELLO...
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*UPDATE* Invisible Fences, Make Good Neighbors
Just when I thought all my kitty problems were gone…I got another knock on my door…with more cat shenanigans. Guess who? Yep!! That Crazy Fucking Cat Lady and her subordinate husband. Knock,...
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I Got 99 Problems and A Dick Ain’t One
This is a highly inappropriate blog post…I try really hard not to include too many raunchy and profane topics all in one sitting, but…. I really don’t care. There comes a time in every girls life when...
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The Social Matrix
Readers-I entered myself into a blog contest, a creative writing blog contest. I know my usual style is profane, raunchy and personal humor writing, but i figured, Hey, let’s try something new!....
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A Letter To The Mayans
Dear Mayans, I am a bit upset with you…regarding your theories about 12/21/2012…you remember…the end of the Mayan Calendar? Yea, so about that….I just want you to know that I was fully prepared for...
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I’m An Award Winning Blogger!
The Liebster award is for NEW bloggers. It’s a way to say, Hey, we know you just started your blog which is why nobody reads it-but hang in there, someone thinks its special. Well, thank you Marissa...
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The Awkward Finalists are…
Thank you every one for your participation in the Awkward Photo Contest! Your entries were not only entertaining, but seeing your awkward photos made me feel better about myself, so thank you. Just to...
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Closet Smoker
So far this summer has been productive for me…I went on a few vacations… got a new job…drank more alcohol than Don Draper… AND came out of the closet. Here I Come World Hello world, I am That Girl Ryan...
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Toddlers Are Evil
Don’t Leave Me Just Yet Helloo? Is anybody out there still? My blog stats would say otherwise…I have been neglecting my blog…I sincerely apologize to those of you who have sent emails asking where I...
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Blogger Idol 2013-I need your help!
To my loyal That Girl Ryan readers, If you have never read one of my blog posts… then this is still probably not the one to read. BUT if you love my blog, I need your help! I am campaigning to be a...
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The Real Housewives of the Gym
Women are such interesting animals…Yes, animals. You have to wonder how men have co-existed and kept up with these crazed mental patients for so long. I mean if you really think about it, can you...
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A Message to 20 Somethings From a 20 Something
Do you envision a successful future, similar to the one captured above? Do you consider yourself special compared to other people? Do you want to be someone amazing? Yes? Then you are probably a 20...
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What to expect when you’re expecting
Why is everyone pregnant all of a sudden? Everywhere I turn I see a sea of bulging bellies and waddling women. Is there a nation-wide pregnancy pact going on that I don’t know about? If I find out...
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A Little Of This…A Little Of That
It’s been almost a week since Halloween 2013 and I am still devoured by my utter disappointment. What happened to Halloween? It has turned into the red-headed step sister of Thanksgiving and Christmas...
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